If you’re new to 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself, here’s the premise: Stan (or Tiffany, as we just explained) is in hell. He lives the day-in, day-out workaday life of a cube jockey. A last-minute meeting request pushes him over the edge. As Stan, you wander the office space finding ingenious ways to hurt him until his health is completely drained. He has but five minutes—if he can’t do it by then, he’s doomed to sit through yet another boring meeting. You’re his only hope.

Additionally, you can speak to some of the co-workers wandering around the 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself game. Depending on which responses you choose when talking to them, they’ll hurt you or leave you alone.
Click on doors to walk through them.

Some objects will not wound you until they’re combined with another item. These Combo Items have a “+” sign above them. When you pick up the first item in a combo the second item or person will have a green arrow above them. Get as many 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself combos as possible for maximum score.

Click on the M at the bottom of the screen (or press the M key) to see a map of the current room and its hazard zones. Click on the Office tab to see the layout of the whole office including new areas. In both cases, your current location is highlighted. 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself is truly a fantastic office adventure game.

Research and Goals help you get through your building development as well. You’ll earn bonuses for accomplishing tasks on your goals list which will help your office grow! Hiring researchers will help you gain the edge by discovering more office features and hiring options.

In addition to keeping your Corporation Inc employees working you have to keep them happy. Placing them too close to elevators or in bad working conditions (broken lights and desks) will cause them to be sad. You can help ease their unrest with plants, vending machines, and yes, water coolers. It’s all about working a Corporation Inc. building’s design and workers within a great corporate framework.

Corporation Inc Employees

Each Corporation Inc employee is specialized in what they do. In Corporation Inc workers push buttons to earn money, which are managed by Supervisors and aided by Accountants who streamline their productivity. IT Workers keep things running by fixing light fixtures and desks. in Corporation Inc you progress you’ll promote your workers and upgrade their office spaces to create crazy-efficient (or inefficient) work spaces. Be sure to check back as we’ll launch Corporation Inc very soon!