Devour animals to gain their ability to swim, climb and fly. Use these powers to navigate your environment and find your next human meal. Earn extra points for destruction. Break picnic tables, knock over tents, snap trees, destroy signs and more. Massacre at Camp Happy will keep you happy and hungry for hours.

Game Features:

An Original Horror Score by Sergiu Muresan
10 large scrolling levels with puzzle elements and action game play
10 unique campers to devour, each with distinct death animation
11 different animals to mutilate
Hand-drawn 2D animation
Game stat tracking and achievements
Automatic save game

If you’re new to 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself, here’s the premise: Stan (or Tiffany, as we just explained) is in hell. He lives the day-in, day-out workaday life of a cube jockey. A last-minute meeting request pushes him over the edge. As Stan, you wander the office space finding ingenious ways to hurt him until his health is completely drained. He has but five minutes—if he can’t do it by then, he’s doomed to sit through yet another boring meeting. You’re his only hope.

Additionally, you can speak to some of the co-workers wandering around the 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself game. Depending on which responses you choose when talking to them, they’ll hurt you or leave you alone.
Click on doors to walk through them.

Some objects will not wound you until they’re combined with another item. These Combo Items have a “+” sign above them. When you pick up the first item in a combo the second item or person will have a green arrow above them. Get as many 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself combos as possible for maximum score.

Click on the M at the bottom of the screen (or press the M key) to see a map of the current room and its hazard zones. Click on the Office tab to see the layout of the whole office including new areas. In both cases, your current location is highlighted. 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself is truly a fantastic office adventure game.